Archive for the ‘Holiday Antics’ Category
If you’re on vacation this week, you can kill a few hours each day with this activity. If you’re at work, bring a sack lunch to maximize the hour that you have for lunch. Trolling through parking lots and looking for your targets must be the complete focus. Trust me, they won’t be hard to find. These visual assaults are everywhere this holiday season: cars dressed up like Rudolph.
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If you got up super early this morning, it was undoubtedly to accomplish two purposes. Today, we’re going to focus on the first purpose – Retail Returns. I know you got some gifts yesterday that you will either never use, were offended by, or were just “phoned in” attempts by friends and relatives to check you off a list.
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During the annual family gathering and gift exchange at Grandma’s house today (hopefully you’ve convinced them all that Fruitcake of Shame is the way to go), make a point of giving everyone a backward compliment.
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Everybody loves Christmas caroling, right? Yeah, okay. Not everyone. Even if you abhor this practice from days of yore, I have some ideas to spice up your caroling adventures that will make a Hindu sex therapist blush.
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